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Anonymous whispered:
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”







Ah, breathing. Breathing’s boring.

Ah, breathing. Breathing’s boring.

(Source: sextective)

partyinthenunnery:

Evolution of Dan Howell (danisnotonfire)

schnaeffchen:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

hopeinrecovery:

OH MY GOD THIS IS MY MOST FAVORITE THING HEL P ME

OK this whole gif thing is starting to get out of control.

(Source: seoulsister)

aarontbaet:

I found this hilarious.

danypark:

itsgeekyinhere:

Supernatural Tumblr Posts photoset

tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

Song: Mad World
Artist: Gary Jules
Plays: 2618

ilovestarkidtoomuch:

All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces

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Bright and early for their daily races going nowhere, going nowhere

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Their tears are filling up their glasses, no expression, no expression

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Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow, no tomorrow, no tomorrow

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And I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad

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The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had

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I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take

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When people run in circles it’s a very, very mad world

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mad world

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Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday

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And I feel the way that every child should sit and listen, sit and listen

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Went to school and I was very nervous no one knew me, no one knew me

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Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson look right through me, look right through me

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And I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad

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The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had

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I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take

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When people run in circles it’s a very, very mad world

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mad world

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Enlarging your world

Mad world

(Source: sizvideos)

onthebookshelf:

Books I Love: Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children by Ransom Riggs

danypark:

wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

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castielogically:

VERY FIRST FOLLOW FOREVER FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON yay for being professional I just want to say thank! Because you guys always manage to bring a smile on my face. I love you and your posts and you guys are a part of what makes my blog amazing ~<3 
(psst:  Mutuals. Favorites. )
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Sorry if I forgot someone, cuties. You can always message me ~<3

castielogically:

VERY FIRST FOLLOW FOREVER FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON yay for being professional I just want to say thank! Because you guys always manage to bring a smile on my face. I love you and your posts and you guys are a part of what makes my blog amazing ~<3 

(psst:  Mutuals. Favorites. )

Everybody go follow these patooties

 A - D 

ackelz addictcastiel★ assbuttsprevail awwwcastiel awkward-fallen-angel ★ armellin bootyliciousdean ★ brightfallenstars brokentoysoldierdeanwinchester  bubbleylovej caswinxestercasfucker castielssexappeal  castielswings cassammydean cosmoscastiel  carpedestiel  casthegummybear  destielallaround ★ cuddleswithcas  ★ crostiel-or-destieldeansass deanswinchesterr  deansbisexual  destieldrabblesdaily 

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endverse-casstiel euclase euclase2 ewdean followingcastiel forestprnce fucknovak  faithcastiel fightforcas  fortheloveofdestiel grace-of-fallen-angel growley glitch-ish glitchdraws gabrielsbutt hailgadreel happilydean havesomepiewithsherlock  holyfingeringhell 

 I - L 

in-the-fleshdom  idontdigelvis imperfectcas  inthefleshpdswalker inhumandean  infectedcas i-am-mishafuckingcollins  jsnsenackles ★ jayndmitri jimmynovok ★ jensenacklesmishacollins kierennwalkerr kierenmonro kierenwalkerpds  keirens keirwalker kierensass  lord-of-the-winchesters lemonoclefox love-power-kyu  linneart 

 M - P 

m-arci-a mysteriella mishnjay mishacollinspiration mishacollinsismymuse mercycas mercydean mayangelsfall novaksblade our-lord-and-savior-mishacollins overlordkrushnic olivia-robyn punkdestiel plaidtrenchcoat purgaytorycas painedcas permets-pancake petite-madame pridedean prinzik promisedean protectdean

Q - Z 

rotterkier  rotters-riot rockandrollchick russeltovey sextdean supernaturalapocalypse  serving-supernatural sassywiinchesters  tsuki-nekota  twistandlove  tatteredcastiel talkdirtytodean  thewingsoncastielsback  uhdean undyingdean vanconcastiel verycas violue wastedcas wishingcas winkydean worshipsam yourspecialeyes zafona 

Sorry if I forgot someone, cuties. You can always message me ~<3

malon:

kanrose:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics)

i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore

large potato salads

hannaaurora:

Stars again

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